Monday, November 1, 2010

MARTOCA WEDDINGS MARRIED COUPLE JOKES

Marriage Humor:If you do not laugh out loud at these don´t worry, you will soon enough! Welcome to "The Club" future brides and Grooms.
Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband: Nothing.  
Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.'


Wife: 'Do you want dinner?'  
Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'  
Wife: 'Yes or no.'


Husband: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?'
Wife: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
Husband: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'  
Wife: Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'

Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'

A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'

A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: ' I like your sense of humor!'

I hope you enjoyed these jokes. I thought they were hilarious and I thought you future brides and grooms should be fairly warned, haha
By the way, I have to sleep on the sofa tonight but the post was worth it, no?
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